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Microsoft issues Anti-Virus Update (Vaccine) from Pfizer available at most major Pharmacies…

Breaking: Microsoft is releasing a series of updates that are only for those who are still using Internet Explorer. Microsoft is admitting that those users who are too stupid to upgrade from Internet Explorer will need to be eliminated from the food chain.

The new “Vaccines” will be available at all major pharmacies, starting today, and will be covered by the now bankrupt US Government. “These “Vaccines” are safe and effective” according to Dr. Bill Gates and Dr. Anthony Fauci, “and these vaccines will finally put Internet Explorer to rest.

This post is Satire for April Fools Day. Do not go out looking for these vaccines at your local pharmacies.